so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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