gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
