her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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