Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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