Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
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