How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
dude. I can hear the air.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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