Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
