When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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