I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
The power of my boobs compel you
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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