When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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