I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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