..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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