I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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