I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
being pregnant is like rehab
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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