dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
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I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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