sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
we're so committed to being not committed
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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