I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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