drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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