Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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