i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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