Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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