i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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