i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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