Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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