What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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