making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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This show inspires me to have sex in space
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
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