Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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