I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Houston, we have a blender
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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