Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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