I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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