Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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