He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
