idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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