we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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