love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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