I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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whose ass print is on the piano?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
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They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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