New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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