If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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