my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Randomize