Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
No I am not eating basil off your cock
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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