i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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