Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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