She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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