How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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