the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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