There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
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look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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