She's JV to your varsity
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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