So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades