That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.