no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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