Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
