Non-Jews are for practice
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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