i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize