Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
There are leaves in my underwear?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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