I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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