Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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