she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
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Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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