Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I think my vagina is haunted
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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