I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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