Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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