What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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