my mouth tastes like poor choices
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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