You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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